can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
wheres the customize button for my face
catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.
but the real question is has nemo found himself
breathe if im your favorite blog
do a triple backflip if I’m not
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that